You all don't believe in God enough for me.

“Stand up straight and realize who you are. That you tower over your circumstances.” - Maya Angelou

Buenos dias, baddie! Cómo estás?

If you’re anything like me, this eclipseapocolyptograde season is cooking you. I’ve been feeling sooooo exhausted, I could sleep for 100 days (and I probably would if it weren’t for, you know, capitalism).

But today, I woke up early to make sure we could have our cafecito because I have to remind you to get a fuckin grip…